WWF: Only 3200 Wild Tigers Left!
As Tony the Tiger used to say, "Grrrrrrreeeeat!" Let's put these dangerous creatures in zoos so they don't eat more people. Better, let's eat them! Do you want to live in a village surrounded by these!? Graceful, beautiful, majestic and even a little cute, wild tigers may be an impressive species but the domestic cat is, you have to admit, a vast improvement. If the WWF really want to save the wild tiger then they should adopt them as pets, take them in and raise them at home. That way, the wild tigers are saved and there are a few less rabid conservationists in the World. Everyone's a winner!