Bishops Ad Limina Apostolorum Excuse #14
"Your Holiness, see my dog...Well, you know all those letters the CDF sent...Well, you're not going to believe this, but...If we could retrieve them, Your Holiness, you know we would. Pardon? You would like us still to try and retrieve them? Well, I know they are in there somewhere but..."
Read Fr Ray Blake's post on the Black Hole that is England and Wales.