Narrator: “Thinking of having a baby?”
Lady: “Uh-huh.”
Narrator: “Have you considered the environmental impact?”
Lady: “No.”
Narrator: “Well you should. If you have a baby, that will be one more person breathing out carbon. Don’t have a baby. Play your part in reducing carbon emissions.”
Lady: “But I’m pregnant.”
Narrator: “That’s okay. Here’s a number for your local abortion clinic and remember to use contraception from now on.”
Lady: “You’re right. Thank you kind narrator! Should I top myself? I don’t want to be a burden.”
Narrator: “It is worth thinking about. Here’s the number of your local Dignitas clinic.”
Lady: “Oh thank you, kind narrator!”
Narrator: “Global warming. Its real, so think about your carbon emissions. Be bold. Do us a favour. Save the Planet.”
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Save the planet. Become a Catholic nun!
How's that for a slogan? Must make a poster up
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