'Needed: New affiliate manager for global terrorist network; previous experience in murder mandatory; must look good on t shirts and mugs; basic knowledge of social networks. We’re looking for someone who can hit the ground running – and keep on running; you’ll be heading the world’s leading global brand in evil and death with many supporters across the world – so definitely expect to travel; but must also feel comfortable in a cave office, so must be able to work with no cellular phones and internet, courier only. Competitive, performance-based compensation package; results will determine your salary. This is a demanding position, irregular and unsociable hours, but you do get religious holidays off; definite life insurance policy. We are not an equal opportunity employer, women and infidels need not apply. In fact women should not even be reading this. If you are a woman and you are reading this you are being a very bad girl.'
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