All I have to do is convince homeless people and even non-homeless people in Brighton to become my slaves.
I can't give them accommodation or money, but I can give them garlic and spring onions. More than their hearts could possibly desire! In fairness the homeless people I know already have accommodation. Does that fit with Catholic social teaching? I guess its only slavery if I'm making money out of it, right?
"Okay, who here wants their misfortune and misery to be exploited?"
Doesn't Pope Francis say things about people caught up in rules?