Twitter Doesn't Allow Enough Characters for the Elaboration of Papal Teaching

 

“Inequality is the root of social evil,” Francis said today via Twitter Inc. to his nearly 4 million followers.


Twitter doesn't allow enough characters for the elaboration of Papal teaching.

That said, His Holiness has a point, so let's start the ball rolling with our campaign to Pope Francis to make Deacon Nick a Bishop. I know he's married and all, but only by such equality in the Church will he be able to defend the Pope and the Church's teaching with full freedom.

As we all know, once you're a Bishop, you know, you can do pretty much as you please.

Comments

Bruvver Eccles said…
At the same time he could make Michael Campbell a deacon.
Long-Skirts said…
"As we all know, once you're a Bishop, you know, you can do pretty much as you please."

THE
LILY

(“The martyrs were bound, imprisoned, scourged, racked, burnt, rent, butchered – and they multiplied.” St. Augustine)

No burning tearing
Scourging skin
It’s psychological
All within.

No rotting flesh
Or putrid blood
It’s sterile clean
No rancid crud.

For butchered
Tortured bound up skins
Reveals the Truths
Of Bishops' sins.

They want it nice
They want it hushed
With veins of ice
Good souls are crushed.

The silent cold
Is better yet
Frozen solid
Can’t beget.

For martyred blood
Reveals the Church
Blind souls see Truth
And end their search.

“We can’t have that!”
The Bishops say,
“So let’s ignore…
They’ll go away.

Enlightened men
Don’t scourge the skin
Enlightened men
Keep blood within.”

But they forgot –
The woman bleeds
And monthly makes
A bed for seeds

Where nice and hushed
They’ll grow to men
And seize the oars
From wrists that bend…

On Peter’s Barque
Where blood still flows
From woman’s womb…
The Lily grows!

...but then what do I know? I'm Hilary too, oh, not the Hillary of "It Takes A Village" I'm Hilary who MADE a village!!!!

St. Hilary, ora pro nobis!!!!!
ROFL - or make him Pope then at least he might be able to protect himself.

Twitter doesn't allow enough characters for the elaboration of Papal teaching? Thought not. Wasn't the full quote:

"Inequality is the root of social evil, but who am I to judge, having just spent £10,000,000 kitting out the Casa Santa Martha so I can have a second home?"
Francis the humbug 30/4/2014
Kristin LA said…
I've been hearing the word inequality occasionally in the prayers of the faithful at Mass. Just a slogan for communism. Still waiting for Our Lady to crush and destroy this heresy.
Lynda said…
Marxist false ideology.
Genty said…
Faultless logic.
“Inequality is the root of social evil,” Francis said today via Twitter Inc. to his nearly 4 million followers.

Did he or is that satire?
Unknown said…
Good idea Bonester.

Seattle Kimmy
Unknown said…
Workers unite!! Long live Comrade Jorge!
Lynda said…
Yes, things are that bad - its like parody . . .