Social Services: "Hello. We've decided to take your child into care. We have to protect children because you're a drug addict/alcoholic/mentally ill person/too poor. Your newborn will be adopted to a wealthy, gay couple in Chelmsford. You'll only be able to have contact when she's 18."
Drug addict: "You evil bastards!"
In another part of the same town...
(Ring, ring)
Young lady: "Hello, is that the BPAS?"
BPAS: "Yes."
Young lady: "Hello. I'd like to kill my unborn child, please. I'm up the duff after some random shag and, anyway, it might have a foetal abnormality because I'm on medication for depression. I think the condom split."
BPAS: "Great, when do you want to come in?"
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Magnificent - thank you and God bless!
Forced abortions in China, 8 months into pregnancy
Read more: http://digitaljournal.com/article/299245#ixzz137bHO2Jy
" Once her illegal pregnancy was detected, Xiao Ai Ying, who has one previous child, the pregnant mother was dragged -- kicking and screaming -- out of her own home by family planning authorities who were accompanied by police officers. In an interview, the husband and father also says that police kicked his wife in the stomach, possibly to induce a miscarriage. Next, they took her to a hospital in the city of Xiamen, where her soon-to-be-born child was killed by a lethal injection while still in her body.
In China, the birth of a second child is illegal, a crime for which mothers often have to pay a fine, starting with $1 for the very poor yet sometimes up to $40,000. Some women may also be subsequently sterilised. It is not known at this point whether or not Xiao Ai Ying will have other punishments than the macabre one of having her baby killed inside her own womb."
Read more: http://digitaljournal.com/article/299245#ixzz137bUYxmq
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