Thursday, 18 September 2014

Rumours Circulate of Invalid Election of Cardinal Bergoglio


It wasn't white smoke at all.

It was the escape valve for the Vatican crack pipe.

I guess that's what happens when you invite Latin Americans to a conclave.

All joking aside, I agree with Rorate that, going by Cardinal Kasper's own words, the Vatican may as well cancel the Synod because it is starting to look rather like its going to be a rather well-rehearsed, pre-meditated stitch-up.

The next time you see smoke coming out of the Vatican, that'll probably be from the glowing embers of the new book by senior Hierarchy figures opposing any change to the Teaching on Marriage and Holy Communion.

Let's hope they stick to books, not the 'dissidents' themselves.

I guess by that time, though, there won't be any of them in Rome.

It is starting to look like St John Paul II wasn't the only Pope with a career in acting
behind him after all!

3 comments:

Andrew said...

The communists always said that if they could bring down the Roman Catholic Church they could bring down Christianity. The protestant sects were nothing but ground bait to them, and they were right.

The biggest mistake the traditionalists made was that they didn't quite realize how much the marxists utterly despised and hated them, and to what degree they would go to destroy them. We thought, naively, that other people were as decent as us.

We're in a war. And the worst has yet to happen.

Lepanto said...

Cardinal Kasper has been quite open in his writings that he doesn't believe that Jesus performed miracles and also avers that Jesus never claimed to be God (and presumably therefore isn't in his view). Perhaps a Synod about excommunicating heretical Bishops could be held next and asap as far as I am concerned.

Francisco Franco said...

Good grief! This was a dreadful blog post!

Everyone knows that Msgr. Ricca is the real puppet master.

Who else could stroke Bergo's cheeks and make being Gay the new Catholic Cool?

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