Happy St Anthony of Padua Day

Fish: "...Yes, yes, yes, Anthony, I understand all that, but the question I have is...Have you seen my lighter?!'"


All saints said…
St Anthony of Padua was (probably) gay!
sanabituranima said…
Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. The important thing is that he practiced the virtues, including chastity.

"The late Father Janaites always said that he never wanted to be a canonized saint. “I don’t want to spend all of eternity looking for peoples’ keys and wristwatches."

Somebody should tell that fish to give up smoking.