New Directives Issued from Vatican for Pastoral Language


To be sent out to all dioceses soon!

Remember now, Fathers.

Use pastoral language, not phrases that some people could find offensive!

In summary, use language that is neither "archaic" nor "incomprehensible".

Comments

philipjohnson said…
However a heretic is what a heretic does-we don't need to search too far to see who that person is!Your piece is funny albeit amidst a mindset of indifferent prelates including our own man Nichols-i can't face calling him cardinal.god Bless.
Anonymous said…
Well, not too many prelates can be called cardinals, not only in UK, but in the whole Catholic Church......
Long-Skirts said…
the Logo:

Two guys with three eyes.

Spouses: Significant others
James said…
This pope is such a dud. It really is sickening and depressing.
Lynda said…
NB: Be sure that one's words always hide and distort the truth, and leads away from God and His Holy Law, and the graces that He makes available to those who love Him.
jaykay said…
Hmmm... the Luther Insult Generator has been around for a while; so I'm thinking that the Vatican Insult Generator can't be far off now, being as it seems that playing catch-up on heretics is all the rage in certain (magic) circles.
Vox Cantoris said…
Don't forget fomenter of eating excrement.