With Apologies to The Bealtes...



Francis turns the Church into a marketplace
Walter is the agent with the plan
Francis says to Walter
"Oh, you are two-faced!
That Pentin interview pissed off the Africans!"

B-E-R
G-O-G
L-I-O
Aaaggh!
Ah, do the Bergoglio

B-E-R
G-O-G
L-I-O
Aaaggh!
Ah, do the Bergoglio

Francis takes his doctrine over to Raymond
Raymond says, "This spits in Our Lord's Face",
Francis says to Raymond, "You Pelagian!
Clear out your desk and then just clear out of the place."

B-E-R
G-O-G
L-I-O
Aaaggh!
Ah, do the Bergoglio

B-E-R
G-O-G
L-I-O
Aaaggh!
Ah, do the Bergoglio

In a couple of years they have built their Rome, sweet Rome
With a herd of heretics running in the Square
And heading Congregations...

Happy never after in the Catholic Church
Sold to one David Rockefeller
Emptied of Her doctrine
She's an NGO
Thank Francis, Walter, Marx, Freud, Darwin and Oscar

B-E-R
G-O-G
L-I-O
Aaaggh!
Ah, do the Bergoglio

B-E-R
G-O-G
L-I-O
Aaaggh!
Ah, do the Bergoglio

In a couple of years they have built their Rome, sweet Rome
With a herd of heretics running in the Square
And heading Congregations...

Happy never after in the Catholic Church
Sold to one David Rockefeller
Emptied of Her doctrine
She’s an NGO
Thank Francis, Freud, Walter, Marx, Darwin and Oscar

And if you want some fun
Call Monsignor Ricca


If you can't laugh what can you do?

Comments

LOL - this might just go viral!
Hysterical...And spot on
Anonymous said…
Hysterically funny. But sadly, I fear, quite true, Kyrie Eleison!

Are you taking requests?


CONCERNING THE MOST HOLY SACRAMENT OF THE EUCHARIST
FIRST DECREE
Being the third under the Sovereign Pontiff, Julius III., celebrated on the eleventh day of October, MDLI.
CANON XI.-lf any one saith, that faith alone is a sufficient preparation for receiving the sacrament of the most holy Eucharist; let him be anathema. And for fear lest so great a sacrament may be received unworthily, and so unto death and condemnation, this holy Synod ordains and declares, that sacramental confession, when a confessor may be had, is of necessity to be made beforehand, by those whose conscience is burthened with mortal sin, how contrite even soever they may think themselves. But if any one shall presume to teach, preach, or obstinately to assert, or even in public disputation to defend the contrary, he shall be thereupon excommunicated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRyrWN-fftE

Bye Bye Pope
Bye bye your holiness
Hello extra ecclesiam-ness
I think I'm-a gonna cry-y

Bye bye Pope
Bye bye your grubbiness
Hello sede-ness
I feel like I could die
Bye bye my Pope goodbye

There goes my Popey, he'll hang with Jews
He sure looks happy, I sure am blue
He was my Popey till Tradition stepped in
Goodbye to schism that might have been

Bye Bye Pope
Bye Bye your holiness
Hello extra ecclesiam-ness
I think I'm-a gonna cry-y

Bye Bye Pope
Bye Bye your grubbiness
Hello sede-ness
I feel like I could die
Bye Bye my Pope goodbye

He promoted heresy, he promoted lies
He made faithul men and women cry
And here's the reason that I'm so free
My lovin' Popey is through with me


Bye Bye Pope
Bye Bye your holiness
Hello extra ecclesiam-ness
I think I'm-a gonna cry-y
Bye bye Pope

Bye bye your grubbiness
Hello sede-ness
I feel like I could die
Bye bye my Pope goodbye
Now THIS is how to Hagan Lío!
J said…
We will be singing Imagine in St Peter along with Tony Blair, Obama, Branson & Friends.
Sir Elton on the piano, Msgr Ricca on the basoon (Im not sure of the name of that instrument. We call it fagot in Spanish)
Long-Skirts said…
Excellent! Well done!
Unknown said…
B E R G O G L I O yeah
Church has hit an all time low.

B E R G O G L I O yeah
Francis has got to go.


Hey Laurence now do one for Burke with Another One Bites the Dust.


Seattle kim
Anonymous said…
Keep calm, guys, Patty Smith will be singing in a Xmas concert in Vatican, maybe this time the boR will be there, she's famous for her lìo, pardon, shambles, show must go on.....I suggest Shame a song by Talk talk. MK.
Gregory said…
Apparently Desmond and Molly have split.

Des is now with Les, while Moll's with Poll.

True 68ers at heart y'see.

But anyway, it's all okay, coz they're all Yookaristic Banqueting together, Fr Frank said they could.

And who can judge em, hey!
rosaMaria said…
As my mother-in-law once said to me, "well, we NEED to laugh at something"!! Thanks for the song, lyrics and the 'catchy-tune', Mr. Bones.
susan said…
B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T!!!!!!!!
Anonymous said…

Is this a Catholic Blog?