Fishsticks

Just gimme fishsticks!
Just feed me fishsticks!
I’m a fishy misfit!
Gimme gimme fishsticks!

Well I don’t mind if
They fail EU Directives!
Mother flippin’ fishsticks
I need my daily fishstick!

Walk into the kitchen
When noone is in
Grab a pack of fishsticks
They’re gone in two short minutes!

I want my fishsticks!
I need my fishsticks!
I don’t care
I don’t care if they’ve been scraped off the factory floor!
I don’t care
I don’t care if they’ve been scraped off the factory floor!

Someone call the sherrif
Put me on the fish list
Someone should arrrest this
Funky frickin' fishstick terrorist

Top of my Christmas wish list
A delivery of sticks o' fish
But its a risky business
Are these really fresh fish?

I need my fish fix!
This could become an illness
People doubt their freshness
I’ll get fishstick sickness!

I want my fishsticks!
I need my fishsticks!
See I don’t care
I don’t care if they’ve been scraped off the factory floor!
Oh I don’t care
I don’t care if they’ve been scraped off the factory floor!

(Middle Eight, Guitar Solo)

Some people like digestives
The fishstick is detested
A fistful of red fish sticks
Makes them see a red mist!

This fishstick sin is
Spoiling all my dinners!
Ruining my fitness!
I snack on fishstick biscuits!

Lord save me from the fish stick!
The wicked wicked fishstick!
I don’t wanna impale this
Soul upon a fish stick!

Heal my fishstick sickness!
Save me from the fish stick!
Lest I dwell in fishstick hell for forever oh for evermore!
Lest I dwell in fishstick hell for forever oh for evermore!
Lest I dwell in fishstick hell for forever oh for evermore!

(Repeat in outro to fade)