"Behold I stand at the door..."

Pilgrims! Forget Fatima, Lourdes and the place in the former Yugoslavia we're not supposed to talk about! Everyone! Over to Ikea in Glasgow!

The manager of Ikea, Glasgow said, "We had no idea the Lord was a minimalist having viewed the abundance of Creation. We're delighted that He has given a Sign that He blesses this Swedish chain of quality, competitively priced furniture."

Alright, he didn't.


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