Ordain an Owlie
I flew away from my tree
For a nocturnal degree
A doctorate in Liberation Ornithology
I need to get me ordained
My church is far too restrained
The Catholic Church needs to change
Oh, Lord why won’t they see?
My wings are flapping
Now your toes are tapping
Owlies’ fans are clapping
Tweet-a-whoo!
Let’s ordain Owlie!
Hey God is calling!
And this is crazy!
The other churches
Don’t appreciate me!
Listen to my wisdom
But don’t delay me!
Somebody’d better
Ordain an Owlie!
Hey God is calling!
And it’s amazing!
I’ve got the vestments
So ordain Owlie!
The other Churches
They don’t understand me
So here is wisdom
Ordain an Owlie!
Instrumental Break
I’ll never throw in the towel
For was not St Paul an owl?
Why won’t they ordain me now?
I'll never fly away!
I need a parish right now
A country village or town
Why won’t the Pope hear my sound?
He must be in my way!
My wings are flapping
Now your toes are tapping
Owlies’ fans are clapping
Tweet-a-whoo!
Let’s ordain Owlie!
Hey, God is calling!
And this is crazy!
No other hurches
Appreciate me!
Listen to my wisdom
But don’t delay me!
Somebody’d better
Ordain this Owlie!
Hey God is calling!
And it’s amazing
I’ve got the vestments
So ordain Owlie!
I can do Tradition
My maniple, see?
I'll do anything just
Ordain an Owlie!
The Lord God made me the wisest of His birdies, yeah
The wise men, they had nothing on the Owlies, yeah
The Lord God made me the wisest of His birdies, yeah
After the wise men came a flock of wise Owlies
Now, its the year 2013
Isn't it about time
We ordained an Owlie!?
Hey, God is calling!
This may seem crazy!
But other churches
Don’t appreciate me!
Listen to my wisdom
God won’t forsake me!
Somebody’d better
Ordain an Owlie!
Hey, God is calling!
And it’s amazing
I’ve got the vestments
So ordain Owlie!
Ain't it time the Owlies smashed the Humanarchy?
So won’t somebody just ordain an Owlie!?
Happy Feast of the Epiphany, readers!
11 comments:
Slightly less risible than the WOC production... at least the Owl has the liturgical sense to wear a maniple...
Keep up the good work, Bones!
I don't give two hoots about this.
Wow, someone has far too much time on their hands. What have you been smoking?
Owls can't be baptised so your whole concept is a bit lame really.
ROFLOL - Love it!
King Andrew misses the point.
It would be as sacramentally valid to baptise Owlie as it would be to ordain a woman.
Liberation ornithology ... stifled snort followed by rampant giggles.
Well done, Laurence. You're not old enough to remember Ollie Beak, are you?
No, but Owlie says the name rings a bell.
Hoots, mon!
Excellent stuff.
That's pretty funny. See what you've done there, you've taken a joke those girls did on their spoof video, used the exact same tune and structure, and changed the words to relate to a now irrelevant and less amusing owl theme. Comedy.Legend.
Ah, well, P. Can't please everyone.
Can our Owlies join in, they like singing too?
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