Bills Within Bills

A leaked HM Government document disclosed this evening suggests that fears of marriage defenders over various and diverse implications of the 'same-sex marriage' proposals are not entirely unfounded.

The document lays out the various bills that will not have to be brought before the House of Commons for discussion, since all have been catered for under the proposal for 'same-sex marriage'.

These dramatic and revolutionary hidden bills are as follows:

Church of England Get With the Programme Bill

Royal Family Get With the Programme Bill

Age of Consent Reduction Bill (otherwise known as Tatchell and Harman's Law)

Frankie Goes to Hollywood Bill (aka When Two Tribes Go to War Bill)

Renaming of STIs and new NHS Dictionary Bill

Official Clothing Assessment Bill (aka Okay, So Who is Wearing the Trousers Here? Bill) 

Get with the Programme Assistance for Teachers, Clergy, Parents, Public Sector Workers Bill

Two's Company, Three's a Crowd Family Law Bill

LGBTQUABI Whatever Floats Your Boat Literature Dominated Public Libraries Bill 

Isle of Wight Re-Education Centres Bill

Foreign Immigrants Marriage Views Screening Bill

Religious Pathology Investigation Bureau Bill

Re-naming of Parents Bill

Ministry for Scripture Interpretation and Truth Bill

Re-Parenting of Children Bill

Child Removal for LGBT Placement Bill

Philosophy, History, Literature and Culture Rewriting Bill

Graphic Pornography for Minors and Encouragement to Dabble Bill 

Reappraisal of Shakespeare's Works Bill

LGBT History Revision Bill (aka Wilde's Law)

Theatre and Entertainment Revision Bill (aka, Julian Clary's Law)

Domestic BBC Psychological Warfare Against Unarmed Combatants Bill (aka Tavistock Bill)

Reproductive Farming and Human Cloning Bill 

Mass Media Government Conformity Bill

Domestic Defence and New Media Monitoring Bill (aka Turing's Law)

Telegraph Blogs Screening and Censoring Bill (aka Comment is Free as a Slave Bill)

Charitable Organisation Tax Exemption Exclusion Get With the Programme Bill

Male Breast-Feeding Pill Bill

Multi-Marriage Incest, Bigamy, Horse Marriages Bill 

Military Establishment and HM Prisons Marital Bunk Bed Bill

Linguistic Monitoring Unit Bill

Works of Dante Burning Bill (aka Fry's Law)

Official Government Dictionary Bill

Dangerous Thoughts, More Dangerous than Dangerous Dogs Bill

Same-Sex Wedding Songs Re-writing Bill

Anti-Social Bigoted Behaviour Bill

Abolition of Adultery Bill

Consummation: Who Needs It? Just Get With the Programme Bill

Road Closures for Social Engineering Works Ahead Bill

Gender Equality, Sexes Sameness, All Much of a Muchness Bill

Menacing Persons, Marriage Terrorists and Non-Compliants Bill

Marriage Licences Bill

Military War on Russia to Defeat Homophobic People's Bill

Licence to Breathe Bill

Year Zero Population Strategy Bill 

Abolition of Death, See We Can Do Anything Bill

Here's More or Less What's Down the Road, Archbishop Take Note Bill 

Unbelievably, this was only page one of the seven page document, as only the first page was disclosed. One campaigner, who wished to remain anonymous in case anyone should learn of aspects of his personal life spoke of the revelation while hanging out some dirty linen, "Not content with destroying the word 'Gay', now they want to destroy the word 'Marriage'.This is incredible. If they tried to introduce any one of these bills, it would be slung out and people would be in uproar, but because its all under one 'mega-bill', they think they can get away with it."