The Dawkins Song with Music

 The Dawkins Song

O my name is Richard Dawkins

And I just can't stop talkin'

Another day, 

Another pay cheque for an interview

On the God Who's not existin'

'Cos in my heart I just dismissed Him

So if you believe there must be something 

Deeply wrong with you

O my name is Richard Dawkins

I'll never put a cork in it

 I say absurd things every day

Then pass them off as truth

Like, 'If you're not getting laid, dear'

And if you're not getting paid dear sums

No influence? No power?

There must be something wrong with you!'

Oh its a hard life

Being me

With the message

That I preach

It's the 'survival of the fittest'

And I want to be the richest 

Atheist in history!

Yes, my name is Richard Dawkins

The media, 

They're all fawnin'

Over every hateful, 

Anti-Catholic statement that I make

Whoah and every time it happens

It increases my bank balance

I'm onto quite a winner here

What are the odds its a mistake?

See without God

What's the point?

All my fame and riches

They disappoint!

Because when I die and meet my Maker

And I'm facin' my Creator

The Catholic Church?

 I'll wish I'd joined!

Arrest the Pope, arrest his butler!

Arrest every Catholic nutter!

All Catholics are medieval, evil, twisted, effin' freaks!

Sky fairy myth believin' cretins!

While I tour the world jet settin'

Pushing propaganda for my loyal, Royal Society

Yes, my name is Richard Dawkins

I've been employed, 

Yes, I've been brought in

To dismantle the traditional Judeo-Christian worldview

And to facilitate the dawning

Of the 'Brave New World' that's formin'

Human clonin', 

Reproduction in a laboratory near you

But its a hard life

Sellin' your soul

For a project, 

So heartless and cold!

That'll be why I'm so embittered

And why I rant all day on Twitter

I'm Richard Dawkins

How do you do?

If you're layin' in the gutter

Then you don't really matter

Richard Dawkins

Ain't that the truth?

That's my Malthusian message

 Charles Galton Darwin's eugenics

I'm Richard Dawkins

I'm just a tool

For the people who rule you