Tuesday, 24 February 2009

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Catholics are being urged not to make pancakes this Shrove Tuesday in light of new revelations that the founder of the practice was 'a right tosser'. The tradition which goes back hundreds of years has been maintained by Catholics who needed to get rid of stuff in their cupboard before the penitential season of Lent. A media spokesman for the Vatican said, "Such behaviour can never be encouraged and the Church calls all Catholics to chastity and to take up the Cross, whatever their state of life. In light of the new allegations about the founder of the pancake, we cannot endorse the meal."

Puerile? Moi?

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