Wednesday 30 April 2014

Twitter Doesn't Allow Enough Characters for the Elaboration of Papal Teaching

 

“Inequality is the root of social evil,” Francis said today via Twitter Inc. to his nearly 4 million followers.


Twitter doesn't allow enough characters for the elaboration of Papal teaching.

That said, His Holiness has a point, so let's start the ball rolling with our campaign to Pope Francis to make Deacon Nick a Bishop. I know he's married and all, but only by such equality in the Church will he be able to defend the Pope and the Church's teaching with full freedom.

As we all know, once you're a Bishop, you know, you can do pretty much as you please.

10 comments:

  1. At the same time he could make Michael Campbell a deacon.

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  2. "As we all know, once you're a Bishop, you know, you can do pretty much as you please."

    THE
    LILY

    (“The martyrs were bound, imprisoned, scourged, racked, burnt, rent, butchered – and they multiplied.” St. Augustine)

    No burning tearing
    Scourging skin
    It’s psychological
    All within.

    No rotting flesh
    Or putrid blood
    It’s sterile clean
    No rancid crud.

    For butchered
    Tortured bound up skins
    Reveals the Truths
    Of Bishops' sins.

    They want it nice
    They want it hushed
    With veins of ice
    Good souls are crushed.

    The silent cold
    Is better yet
    Frozen solid
    Can’t beget.

    For martyred blood
    Reveals the Church
    Blind souls see Truth
    And end their search.

    “We can’t have that!”
    The Bishops say,
    “So let’s ignore…
    They’ll go away.

    Enlightened men
    Don’t scourge the skin
    Enlightened men
    Keep blood within.”

    But they forgot –
    The woman bleeds
    And monthly makes
    A bed for seeds

    Where nice and hushed
    They’ll grow to men
    And seize the oars
    From wrists that bend…

    On Peter’s Barque
    Where blood still flows
    From woman’s womb…
    The Lily grows!

    ...but then what do I know? I'm Hilary too, oh, not the Hillary of "It Takes A Village" I'm Hilary who MADE a village!!!!

    St. Hilary, ora pro nobis!!!!!

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  3. ROFL - or make him Pope then at least he might be able to protect himself.

    Twitter doesn't allow enough characters for the elaboration of Papal teaching? Thought not. Wasn't the full quote:

    "Inequality is the root of social evil, but who am I to judge, having just spent £10,000,000 kitting out the Casa Santa Martha so I can have a second home?"
    Francis the humbug 30/4/2014

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  4. I've been hearing the word inequality occasionally in the prayers of the faithful at Mass. Just a slogan for communism. Still waiting for Our Lady to crush and destroy this heresy.

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  5. Marxist false ideology.

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  6. “Inequality is the root of social evil,” Francis said today via Twitter Inc. to his nearly 4 million followers.

    Did he or is that satire?

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    1. Yes, things are that bad - its like parody . . .

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  7. Good idea Bonester.

    Seattle Kimmy

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  8. Workers unite!! Long live Comrade Jorge!

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