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Super, Bones! Your the world's best at black humour. They should book you as the in-flight entertainment on the next papal trip.
ReplyDeleteBones, if possible you have outdone yourself!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDo the holes come with an 'en suite?'
ReplyDeleteAn unholy year of extreme persecution and diabolic disorientation - we must do reparation for this institutionalising of Francis's heretical programme of destruction of Faith and morals. If Francis refuses to bend his knee to God and be persecuted for upholding the Faith, in his short time left on Earth, he will go into a hole for all time.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Every line! Unfortunately it's probably not far from truth. Actually there are a few priests in the States here who could have used one. And the sale prices sound promising. That's mercy!
ReplyDeleteYeah, man, but I need a bespoke laity-hole.
ReplyDeleteLaity hole---hahaha Mr. V!
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We need to close the doctrinal hole.
ReplyDeleteFIUV clarification needed
http://eucharistandmission.blogspot.it/2015/12/fiuv-clarification-needed.html
You joke, but the days of visiting priests, as and when may not be all that far off.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can think of several groups who might want to "get" them.
So, a good range of disguises is next. Come Bones, use your imagination?
Archbishop Porteous might be your next customer.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.massresistance.org/docs/gen2/15d/Australia-bishop-letter/index.html
@Highland Cathedral,
ReplyDeleteThank you for the link. I read it. In my estimation the suit is misdirected if it does not specifically name the Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church as the principal Defendant as the ethic and subsequent instruction of Archbishop Julian Porteous of the Archdiocese of Hobart in Tasmania, flows directly and immediately from doctrines of the Catholic Church, the chief Defender of which is Francis, the man who is the immediate employer of the Archbishop of Hobart.
Francis should appear in the dock to defend the Catholic Church's doctrines on marriage and sexuality. Perhaps he is booking his next flight even now.
As a matter of law, however, Francis (ironically) must be a named Defendant. I have some passing familiarity with the law.
Well done.
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed this one!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the old joke about the hole which suddenly appeared in the road. The local newspaper stated that 'the council were looking into it.'
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