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Thursday 17 January 2013

Brighton Homeless Man in Court for Candle Accident in Church

Persecuted: St Jude Thaddeus - but not for having a flaming head...
A Brighton homeless man paid a visit to a local Brighton Anglican church. Lighting a candle or two for some friends, he leant over to say some prayers.

At the time he was wearing a 'Santa hat'. The hat turned out to be highly flammable and it caught light on a candle.

With his head on fire, the man exclaimed, "B**tard! My head is on fire!"

The Brighton man, who cannot be named due to legal reasons, is to face Court for a breach of his ASBO for having shouted in a church and causing a disturbance to others present.

Discussing his bewilderment at having to face a Court for his behaviour in the event, the man said, "If your head was on fire, wouldn't you shout too?"

This is a true story.
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4 comments:

  1. Patricius17 January 2013 at 17:25

    Brill!

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  2. Anonymous17 January 2013 at 19:26

    I blame the Anglicans for aping us Catholics. Candles how are you !!!!
    Next the frauds will claim to be celebrating Mass - that "Dangerous fable and blasphemous practice" according to Anglicans!
    Still trying to deceive people!

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  3. Singalong17 January 2013 at 22:48

    On the face of it, this is very unjust. Who brought this incident to the notice of the authorities? Was it during a service? Poor man! Where is Christian compassion? Would we Catholics be just as bad?

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  4. Tim18 January 2013 at 11:03

    He sounds like a real hot head to me.

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