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| Catholics line up to make reparation for Tina Beattie... |
In what must only be a cry for help, her latest musings liken the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass to hot man-on-man action.
Will you rise to the Tina Beattie challenge?
What will you do in reparation for her latest blasphemies?
Just hours after the news of Beattie's remarks on the Mass, one Polish Catholic has already exiled himself to Siberia. A woman in Hythe has committed to stepping out of her morning cold shower before work to be greeted by a bathmat of venomous snakes and drawing pins. In Scotland, a man has decided to make a pilgrimage to Walsingham on his knees, a fact made more extraordinary only by the fact he has only one leg. Another man is off to Iran with an A-board which reads, 'I'm a homosexual, want to make something of it?' In Roehampton, where Dr Beattie works as a lecturer on Catholic Studies, Catholics are already lining up to tread slowly on hot coals, saying, 'We are doing this so that these hot coals may serve for Tina's salvation, rather than, well, you get the gist...'
Dr Beattie, astonished by the outpourings of Christian love towards her shown by Catholics across the World was not available for comment, but did issue a press release from her University department which read, simply, 'Nutters!'
I can't believe what I've just read on that link! And from a 'theological advisor'? The mind boggles.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing more unreadable than Tina's prose. Its just interminable and pretentious. The truth is of course after 30 years spent in theological academia she is still pretty much clueless about even basic points of Catholic belief and just substitutes it for cobblers like this. No one is ever going to take her seriously and the devil has just led her up the garden path - not that she'd ever admit it.
ReplyDeleteAs my reparation I am going to go to Westminister Cathedral and get a pile of unsold Tablets and burn them. In fact I'll make it two.
BJC
We really DO need to make reparation for such attacks on Our Lord and His Holy Church, particularly by those in positions of influence.
ReplyDeleteThinks about this for a moment. When idiots like her make comments like that, its main effect is to discredit her and her liberal cause, in fact it discredits liberalism generally. No need to worry then. Carry on promoting the EF Mass.
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