A Jesuit and a Franciscan are sitting together on a train.
The Jesuit pulls out a cake and cuts it in two, one large piece and one small piece.
The Jesuit eats the large piece. The Franciscan eats the small piece and then says, "That was a bit rude."
The Jesuit says, "Why?"
The Franciscan says, "Because you took the large piece."
The Jesuit responds, "Well, if I hadn't taken the large piece, which piece would you have taken."
The Franciscan responded, "The small piece."
The Jesuit says, "Well, I don't you what you're complaining about. After all, you got the bit you wanted."
Very old..a Jesuit actually sharing rather than sequestrating the cake for the people's revolution?!!
ReplyDeleteA very old joke - but a good one all the same.
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