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Thursday 27 January 2011

Foot Massager

Well, my days of paying hundreds of pounds a year for foot massages at the local foot masseurs are well and truly over. I found this delightful wooden foot massager at the open market for just 50p.

I can't put this on my Catholic Store blog, unless I fabricate a story about how this is the foot massager used for bizarre penitential practises by St Josemaria Escriva.

Business is slow and it looks like just 2 days into my life as a self-made Catholic objects for piety merchant, there has been a drop in sales from no sales to even fewer sales. This isn't a want, it's a need!

Still...there's no way I'm selling this.
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6 comments:

  1. Richard Collins27 January 2011 at 19:19

    What you have there is a Tibetan back scratcher!

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  2. The Bones27 January 2011 at 19:34

    How does one go about using it for that purpose?

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  3. The Bones27 January 2011 at 19:35

    You sound enthused, Richard. It's yours for a thousand pounds.

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  4. pelerin27 January 2011 at 23:07

    I think it's an abacus! I don't see how you could use that as a back scratcher. I have a chinese back scratcher (at least it says Made in China on it!) and it does not look like that at all but serves its purpose well.

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  5. Catholic Pater Familias28 January 2011 at 13:13

    Keep up the good work Laurence - you manage to strike a good balance on your blog.

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  6. Richard Collins28 January 2011 at 13:33

    Sorry Laurence, I already have one.
    I can't use it as the instructions are in Tibetan.

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