"Barman, I'll have 5 pints of Guinness, the roast beef, a bucket of tomato ketchup, a giant packet of midget gems and all the vintage 1970s East German pornography you can lay your hands on."
"I can get you everything but the midget gems and porn."
"Really? Ah well, that's probably for the best..."
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