I'm currently doing a book-keeping course and need time to do it, as well as blogging furiously, being a conservative Catholic, reacting to news stories with audible phrases such as, 'I don't believe it...Shocking...Well, I never...', such is the life of a 30-something reactionary. Also, I want to get a gardening business off the ground but its recession time and everybody's indoors with swine flu and haven't got the money. So, I just called up a firm because they had some part time hours for a cleaning job, just something that could bring in some money for fags and food and perhaps a glass of beer.
The application went something like this...
Cleaning Firm: "Hello, Amateurs Cleaning Firm, Jeff speaking, how may I help?"
Me: "Oh, hello, I saw your advert on the jobs centre website looking for a cleaner."
Cleaning Firm: "Oh, okay, well what is your first name?"
Me: "Laurence"
Cleaning Firm: "What is your second name?"
Me: "England, like the country."
Cleaning Firm: "Do you have a passport, drivers licence or a birth certificate."
Me: "Yes, I do."
Cleaning Firm: "Can I take a phone number?"
Me: "Sure, it is....."
Cleaning Firm: "Okay, well, we will let you know within 14 days if you have been successful in your application."
Me: "What? That's it? How do you decide who gets the job? What is it? Lucky dip or something!?"
Cleaning Firm: "I can't tell you how we operate our recruitment policy but if you've been successful you'll know within 14 days."
Me: "Okay, thanks, bye then!"
I must say I am beginning to wonder if my reputation precedes me!
They probably didn't like your accent. Try replying in Latin next time, it doesn't give as much away.
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