|Pastor Terry Jones: Koran-Burning Fruitcake|
Perhaps we could arrange a mass burning of the King James translation of the Bible just to piss this guy off?
Pastor Terry Jones: "No, don't! That text is sacred! It's holy to us!"
Militant Catholics: "Yeah, right! Whatever, cowboy. Anyone got a light? Let's watch this piece of Protestant revisionism burn!"
Needless to say, the Pontifical Council for Inter-Religious Dialogue is not impressed.