Saturday 9 May 2009

Pro-Life Ferrets!



Exclusive footage of my Hertfordshire friend, Tanya's, ferrets playing with slippers in response to the Notre Dame scandal. These ferrets are also pro-Life and mounted the slipper protest in response to Obama's plans to talk at Notre Dame University, where the abortionist will be welcomed and honoured with an honorary degree, presumably in the study of child protection and welfare.

One ferret, after the protest, which passed off peacefully said, "Brothers and sisters! This is a call to alms! We believe in the defense of all human life, especially the most vulnerable and defenseless who depend upon our care and mercy. We ferrets are appalled by the policies of President Obama. We pray that, by our diving in and out of slippers, this may send a firm message to President Obama that we entrust him to the Divine Mercy, that Christ may touch his heart and bring him to the fullness of truth and renounce his murderous abortion policies. For too long, we ferrets have been ignored. Now is the time, to unite in protest against Obama's disregard for human life."

Another ferret said, "I second that emotion. This infanticide enthusiast claims to be a Christian yet flagrantly attacks the lives of the innocent in the womb. We unite our slipper protest to the sterling work of Dr Alan Keyes and the abortion protesters arrested at Notre Dame for merely drawing attention to the horror of abortion and the injustice espoused by the Obama administration. May God bless and protect Dr Alan Keyes and his pro-life supporters who suffer and are persecuted for the sake of the Gospel. Let us end the injustice of abortion and let us end it now!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Slippa protest is goin vary well. We haz made grayte biiiig holes in them, ha, ha! Simon has mayd himself dizzee dragging slippaz around de room, and me, Alvin, has stashed lots of slippa fluff in mah hideey hole as a simball of our protest. If that Obama dusn’t be nicer to poor unborn baybees, we is gonna keep sqweeking our sqweekie toys until he listenz to us! He wudn’t like us running up his trowsers, he, he!

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