Pope Francis insult generator.
Somehow, we have to get this book published soon. It would make a lovely Christmas gift.
Let's face it. The Curia will get one anyway for the Church's celebration of the Birth of Our Blessed Lord, just because its the season of peace and goodwill to men.
Remember Bishops, remember Priests, don't go living like pharaohs, in your marbled accommodation, with your room service and all mod con-luxury hotel existence, especially if you're going to talk about poverty a lot.
Oh sorry, that's the Papal privilege. Never mind.