It's a 'Royal Baby Bump'

Not a clump of cells after all...

Comments

Richard Collins said…
And no one refers to 'it' as a parasite either. Strange.
Edmund said…
Don't worry. The Guardian is still very firm that she's not having a baby, she's having a "pregnancy".

OTOH, perhaps we should wait for further words of wisdom from Hilary Mantel. It was she, after all, who informed her right-on, right-thinking readers that the Catholic Church "is not an institution for respectable people".
Lynda said…
Didn't you know that "unwanted" babies are of a species different to that of humans and "wanted" babies?