Congratulations to Same Sex Couples
It would be mean-spirited not to congratulate same sex couples on the victory that is surely now theirs. Congratulations.
You have won a piece of paper deemed worthless and without any value by the vast majority of heterosexuals across this land, the USA and nearly all of Europe.
Enjoy the word, 'marriage', dispensed to you so graciously by H.M Government, the giver of rights and the giver of the wonderful pieces of paper, of course.
For, as we know, that is all marriage is nowadays. A piece of paper. Who would have thought that a simple piece of paper could bring so many people so much contentment. Strange though, I haven't heard a single party popper go off in Brighton...maybe they're not that arsed about it.