Masons Forced to Work When They Should Be at the Lodge

In a shock ruling by Britain's most senior judge, Justice Wot-Justice, workers in the public sector, especially judges, will have no way in which to avoid working for their employers on Friday evenings, despite the fact that this is a traditional day on which Freemasons gather together to perform strange secret rituals that are not open to the public, organise crooked business deals with local authorities and to plot the overthrow of traditional norms within society.

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Richard Collins said…
What a fine, upstanding group of men.....all winning the battle against anorexia!
Anonymous said…
The guy on the left has a phallic symbol on his apron. Weird.
The Bones said…
Just noticed that.

Oh but they're into that kind of esoteric pagan weirdness.